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Behold the world's worst accident

I am the girl anachronism

Created on 2005-02-27 18:33:19 (#6284903), last updated 2008-03-27

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Name:Lexi Osborn
Location:Los Angeles, California, United States
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This Passion Is A Plagarism
The Girl Anachronism
The Girl Anachronism

You can tell from the scars on my arms
and the cracks in my hips
and the dents in my car
and the blisters of my lips
that I'm not the carefullest of girls

You can tell from the glass on the floor
and the strings that are breaking
and I keep on breaking more
and it looks like I am shaking
but it's just the temperature
and then again
if it were any colder I could disengage
if I were any older I would act my age
but I don't think that you'd believe me
it's not the way I'm meant to be
it's just the way the operation made me

And you can tell from the state of my room
that they let me out too soon
and the pills that I ate
came a couple years too late
and I've got some issues to work through
there I go again pretending to be you
make-believing that I have a soul beneath the surface
trying to convince you it was accidentally on purpose

I am not so serious
this passion is a plagiarism
I might join your century
but only on a rare occasion
I was taken out
before the labor pains set in and now
behold the world's worst accident
I am the girl anachronism

and you can tell by the red in my eyes
and the bruises on my thighs
and the knots in my hair
and the bathtub full of flies
that I'm not right now at all
there i go again pretending that I'll fall
don't call the doctors cause they've seen it all before
they'll say just let her crash and burn
she'll learn
the attention just encourages her

and you can tell from the full-body cast
that you are sorry that you asked
though you did everything you could
like any decent person would
but I might be catching so don't touch
you'll start believing you're immune to gravity and stuff
don't get me wet because the bandages will all come off

and you can tell from the smoke at the stake
that the current state is critical
well it is the little things, for instance:
in the time it takes to break it she can make up ten excuses:
please excuse her for the day, its just the way the medication makes her...

I dont necessarily believe there is a cure for this
so I might join your century but only as a doubtful guest
I was too precarious removed as a caesarian
behold the world's worst accident

I AM THE GIRL ANACHRONISM
I AM THE GIRL ANACHRONISM
I AM THE GIRL ANACHRONISM
I AM THE GIRL ANACHRONISM
I am the girl...
I am the girl...
I am the girl...
I AM THE GIRL ANACHRONISM
Disclaimer
This is a roleplaying journal for [info]fandom_muses. I do not own the rights to the Spiderman or Buffy the Vampire Slayer universes but I do own the rights to Alexia Osborn so please do not steal her.
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Interests (52):

angel, angel has bad hair, angel is notmydad, aston martins, aunt buffy, aunt dawn, aunt gracie, aunt nicole, badass girls, being spoiled, canttellmewhattodo!, catholic school, connor, daddy, daddy's girl, dancing, designer clothes, destiny, drinking, fighting, getting suspended, harry and faith, i want a pony, kennedy, killing things, lena, mom, my freak family, my parents, not fair!, not my dad, oscorp, polar bear is notmydad, pouting, princess, prophecies, prophecy child, sex with vampires, sexy dreams about connor, shopping, short skirts, slayers, split souls, sup sophia, the osborns, tyler, uncle bruce, uncle lex, uncle spike, uncle wes, vampires, weapons

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